... he also isn't soaking up the local dialect very well.
Pulling up into the parking lot at Academy, he points and says, "I like those trucks with the pinched waist."
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???
Did you actually just say the words *pinched* and *waist* while referring to a pick-up truck in COWBOY COUNTRY?????
In my most 'I'm being supportive to my British husband, who isn't quite as used to Oklahoma as I might like to think' voice: "Honey, that's a step-side."
I love him. I truly do love him.