I don't get it... I just don't get it.
In my 26 years of having them, I find absolutely *nothing* remotely happy about having my period (save a couple of times when I was really, really glad it showed up, but that was years ago).
Now, they have things called "Pad-o-Meter"s and "your time-o-month mantra"? Give me a freakin' break!
Slide the chocolate under the door and step away... s-l-o-w-l-y. And we'll all be friends.
But happy? Hardly.